GI Joe 1964
5'10
32 inch waist
44 inch chest
12 inch bicep

GI Joe 1991
5'10
29 inch waist
16.5 inch bicep
one hell of a 6 pack
visible serratus anterior (my favorite muscle!)

GI Joe a few years later:
5'10
55 inch chest
27 inch bicep--just smaller than his waist

Finally, and perhaps most importantly!

playgirl centerfolds!

in the last 25 years, they have lost an average of 12 pounds of fat and put on 27 pounds of muscle. the pictures from this are hysterical. i'm sure most of those lost pounds are body hair, specifically from the chest and the creepy moustache. ew.

my metrosexual paper is done. praise gaia and give me a beer.